tips to ATTRACT girls

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• It sucks when you meet a girl and instantly fall in love and then realize she's out of your league .

• Step one: make her smile
  Step two: tell her she has a nice smile
  Step three: say she has to go out with you tonight before she realizes how ugly you are

  • Fugly*

  • Grwn ups 2

• Girl says she has a boyfriend, see the positive in it and turn it to your favor:
  Girl: I have a boyfriend
  Me: Oh Im glad, here's my number in case you guys break up
  Girl: OK....?
  Me: Aight, bye! Hope you'll break up soon!!!!

  • +Dave0551 "oh good he can make us breakfast"

  • Chilly Bandino LOL.. calm down dude. It was quite a few years ago.. one or two time deal... I didn't see her again after that. We didn't do her at the same time, if that is any consolation to you. Why am I even consoling you? geez, is people's private life such a big concern to you? o.O

  • Dave0551 So what's the problem? :P

• i dont need to attract girls,i let them attract me

  • It's mistah steel yo girl

  • ***** what xD

• Theorem

  Take a woman, tell her you love her
  Write her love songs,send her roses and poems
  Give her heart shapes too
  Make her feel important
  Give her the best of the best you've got
  Try to be a tender lover
  Be always near her
  Resolve her troubles
  And be sure she will leave you
  Who is too much loved will not give back love
  And be sure she will leave you
  Who love less is always the strongest

  Take a woman,treat her bad
  Make her wait you for hours
  Don't show up and when you call her
  Act as you do her a favor
  Make her feel less important
  Balance good love and cruelty
  Try to be a tender lover
  But out of the bed show no pity
  And then you'll see she will love you
  Who less loves more love gets in return
  And then you'll see she will love you
  Who love less is the strongest one

• I think mostly it is the atitude/confidence as she rougly says, and the pattern breakers.

  If you dont really fear the outcome of interactions, and just goes for having a good time, then you usually end up having a good time, and the people around you ends up having a good time aswell. 

  Basically all my GFs and girls i met has been while doing various hilarious shananagins or interest.  
  And for dates well, it has always been women i met during previous shananagins, and consist of more fun stuff i wanna do, and want them to try.
  It has always felt more like hanging out than a formal date.

• How to get a girl:

  1. Have money
  2.....

  That's it.

• How to attract girls

  1.Make sure to be born with an attractive face.
  2, Don't forget number 1.

• Here's a very simple key in talking and attracting girls, confidence, be the nice guy who is not douchë to the girl and have a normal sense of humor. Do not ever look away from talking to the girl you are currently speaking to, show a little interest of the conversation you are in, also be more open to your personality to hers as she does the same thing, by the time that happens, ask her out if she doesn't mention any other guy or if she does blush every time you look at her, or even when she is speaking to a friend(hopefully not a guy) and glances at you for a second every time she starts a conversation with a small smile, meaning, she wants to talk to you as a hint.

• world's leading female dating expert? do they have a rank?

  • william kinch she's from London! My aunt has a similar accent

  • manofrenown Exactly.  LOL! 

  • I agree, what are the indicators that one is ranked 1, 10, 109 or even number 2 in the world?

  • Er..... yes; valid point, Josh!  To be honest, quite a few ppl have taken issue with me of late, for referring to Keskia Noble as an "Australian bird".

    I now accept that, in all probability, she is English.  When I watched video footage of Ms Noble on You Tube for the first time (earlier this month), it seemed to me that she had an Australian 'twang' in her voice..... but I am now prepared to admit that I may have been mistaken about that.

    Unfortunately, I am getting on in years now (I'm 49), and my hearing is not as good as it used to be.  I suspect that, that is probably the reason why I 'misplaced' that bird's accent and assumed (erroneously) that she was an Aussie!

    Have a nice day, sir.

  • Lol!  I hardly think so.  (And if they did, then there is absolutely NO WAY that, that mouthy, shallow, and annoying young Australian bird would be at the top of the list  -  or anywhere near it, for that matter.)