Womanese 101: “I Want An Open Relationship”

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• What does it mean when a woman says, "I feel safe around you"?

  • Depends on the context.
    If you are the dude plowing her or she is dropping obvious hints that she wants to get with you, it’s a sign that she is angling for a longterm relationship with you.

    However if she has friend-zoned you or you are signaling interest in her yet she keeps you at arms length, it’s code for her being comfortable keeping you in the friend-zone because she thinks you ain’t man enough to be upfront with your intentions, or that she is content with your willingness to remain as one of her beta orbiters even though she won’t give you what you want.

  • You're outthinking the room here, friend. When a woman says she feels safe with you, it either means she actually does, or she's trying to make you feel special to keep you in her orbit. I applaud your attempt but Womanese isn't that complicated.

• Nice video. Big D always speaks knowledge and it helps men understand the modern woman

• she has a boyfriend already

• Every VVoman has multiple back-up plans.

• She wants an open relationship, open it up fully by dumping her. It can't be any more open than when you're both single.
  Donovan's handling is funny, demonstrating his would-be GF opening the relationship resulted in her demoting herself to F-buddy priority at best.

• excellent production